The New Somer

Hello all! I have been meaning to do a New Years Resolution list but haven't even gotten there which is very very sad considering it is already the 25th of january but let's pretend that it is the beginning of the month lol. Anyways here we goooooooo:

1. Don't procrastinate. Yes it is very hypocritical for me to say that considering how late I am posting this, but I do really want to try my best to stop being lazy. Last semester I could've had better grades if I hadn't slacked off and procrastinated so much in the very beginning of the semester. For example, the other day I rented a Red Box movie (it was the movie Turbo which BTW was a terrible film 10/10 would not recommend watching it) and I lost it and I procrastinated so much on calling Red Box about it that now they're gonna charge 20 bucks on my card for the movie. This is what I mean by procrastinating. Merp. 

2. Be more healthy. Yeah yeah yeah this is another typical thing for everyone's New Years Resolutions. And every year millions of fat people say "I'm gonna exercise every day and go on a diet for the whole year!" but let's get real--that ain't happenin'. I have recently been working out and my goal is to go at least two days a week to the local track (BTW our local track her sucks bc there are no hot, buff guys that go to it how sad). Last week I went, and as I jogged with the overweight moms and their strollers and all the old people, I felt as though my heart was going to explode into confetti and my throat was going to engulf into flames, if you're catching my drift, yes I am out of shape. But yeah so my goal is for that not to happennnnnnnnnn. I went to the doctor the other day and as I stepped onto the scale my eyes widened because in the past year I have gained 6 POUNDS. The doctor didn't even seem shocked, probably because she's a little chunky too, but holy shit I need to start worrying about my weight. My mom said I weigh the same amount that she weighed when she was PREGNANT WITH ME. THIS IS NOT OKAY YOU GUYS.

3. Live life on the edge. Lol it sounds so dramatic, ~~the edge~*~. But yeah I am trying to do this new thing where I reinvent myself as the straightforward, confident, cool, and collected Somer. I am so excited to to tell you guys all about this that my hands are shaking !!!! Okay so ever since I had my epiphany/eye-opening experience. Oh thats right, I forgot to completely blog about that...... Anyways, so about 3 or more weeks ago I almost got into a bad car accident. I was out late one night with my friend Bobby and he was making a U-turn at a light and this van sped through a red light and nearly smashed into my side of the car. If Bobby had started turning like 0.2 seconds before he did then I probably would've gotten hit and seriously injured or killed. Mind you, this van was going at least 15 mph over the speed limit. After seeing my life flash before my eyes... *drumroll plessss*... I realized that if I had died that night then that would've been the saddest thing ever. To think that if I had died that the local newspapers would probably say "DEPRESSED 18 YEAR OLD TEENAGE GIRL DIES YOUNG WITH A BROKEN HEART AND A SAD SOCIAL LIFE" After that I was like wtf I don't want to die like this. I had been depressed for so long and I was sick of going home every day feeling sad and empty and needy. So! I decided to change my life around. I choose to be happy and to try new things and to be friends with more people and to smile more often and to have late night adventure with people I love. Which brings me to tell ya guysssss that I am going on a date tonight !!!!!! It has been two months since the break up. Maybe I am moving on too fast. Or maybe this is just me doing my best to live my life doing whatever I want to do. (Besides that asshole told me the other day that he's having a grand time dating other girls lol). I am super duper nervous and when I get nervous I poop a lot HAHAHA. Anyways its with my best friend who I like a lot so I hope I don't mess this up ya guys. This will be the first time that I've ever gone on a real date. ◕‿◕ I will most definitely post about how it goes and yadda yadda another day. 

Okay so those are my top 3 resolutions. Lol they're not much but they are a start. Anyways the best of luck to everyone else who is trying to accomplish their New Years Resolutions! Goodbye!!!!